Why even interview NFL Coaches

There is no bigger waste of time than a media interview with a current NFL head coach, because they never say anything! If someone is experienced and intelligent enough to be the top guy at a franchise then he knows better than to give an honest opinion or the blunt truth to a reporter. It’s always the same vague, company-line bullshit. There’s been about 100 live interviews over the last two days at the NFL draft and they’ve been about as informative as a conversation with my asshole. Instead of wasting our time with all this live tele-conference interviews they should just wait to the end of the draft and say: “All NFL coach, have this to say:”:”we really like the players we got, we think they can come in here and help us. I can’t wait to get them in camp so we can really see what we got”. If a Head Coach does actually say anything informative to a member of the media the real news is he is about to be fired, because he is apparently to dumb to be a nfl coach!